"it is so hard to tell the difference between when i truly cannot stand everything about a specific person and when i’m like, a little hungry"
- Hallie Cantor (via collegehumor)
bo burnham is my spirit animal
(Source: leatherlikedean, via stand-up-comic-gifs)
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
I don’t think I’ll ever love anything or anyone more than I love seasons 1-5 of The Office. Sorry everyone and everything
dogs deserve to live forever
all these drugs but I wanna do you
I am so happy you’re mine.